Funi Raccoon Game Guide – All Endings, Upgrades, Cats

Funi Raccoon Game is a strange and chaotic adventure full of secrets, collectibles, and bizarre story moments. While the game encourages exploration and experimentation, some of the most important items—like cats, mystical jewels, and dumbbells—are easy to miss if you don’t know where to look.

This guide walks through the game act by act, covering every collectible and explaining how to unlock all endings. Be warned: major story spoilers are included.

Funi Raccoon Game Guide – All Endings, Upgrades, Cats

Throughout the game you will collect several types of important items:

Cats
Hidden across different locations. When you find a cat, you must place it in your dumpster for it to count toward completion.

Mystical Dumbbells
Upgrades that improve your character’s abilities.

Mystical Jewels
These are required to unlock the true ending of the game.

The guide below follows the game in chronological order from Act 1 to Act 4.

Act 1 Walkthrough

Act 1 introduces the city and the first few collectibles.

The first thing you should do is visit the gym.

Inside the gym you will find the first Mystical Dumbbell, located right in front of the entrance.

After leaving the gym, look behind the building. There is a billboard you can jump onto.
On top of it you will find the first cat.

Next you need to head toward the area that leads to the water zone.

Enter the building with the stone inside and interact with it. The character Lugh will give you instructions that unlock a platforming area.

At the beginning of this platforming section you can find the second cat.

Complete the platforming challenge and you will receive the first Mystical Jewel.

Finally, return to the large city area. Somewhere around this section you can locate the third cat.

Once these collectibles are obtained, Act 1 is complete.

Act 2 Walkthrough

Act 2 introduces several new areas and collectibles.

Start by visiting the Beanie Museum.

Inside the museum you can jump into one of the television screens. This takes you to a hidden area where you can find:

  • The second Mystical Dumbbell
  • The fourth cat

After progressing the story and replacing Beanie, you gain access to the water area.

Explore underwater until you find an entrance leading to a puzzle room.

Solve the simple puzzle here to unlock the fifth cat.

Afterward, climb the tall building nearby. At the top you will find another Lugh stone.

Interact with it and complete the challenge it sends you to. Finishing the challenge rewards you with the second Mystical Jewel.

That completes Act 2.

Act 3 Walkthrough

Act 3 focuses more on exploration and hidden paths.

Start by removing Patrick O’Hara from the cow pen. After doing this, talk to the Moai farmer, who will give you a key.

Take the key into the cave and search for a tunnel entrance.

When you reach the gate, throw the key at it to unlock the path.

Continue forward until you meet an NPC. Near this character you can find the sixth cat.

Next return to the beginning of the cave and pick up a pickaxe.

Move forward along the path and drop off the right side to reach a hidden area. There you will find a breakable wall.

Break the wall with the pickaxe and enter the room behind it. Inside you will find another Lugh stone.

Complete the challenge and you will receive the third Mystical Jewel.

Later in the act you will reach the Trasco parking lot.

Climb the hollow building there and go to the top. At the roof you will find the third Mystical Dumbbell.

Act 4 Walkthrough

Act 4 is the final section of the game.

Start by going to the Municipal Wastes.

Near the entrance to the maze you will see a ramp. Follow the ramp past the maze entrance and you will discover the last Mystical Dumbbell.

Next head to the desert area.

Past the large Moai statue you will find another Lugh stone. Complete the challenge and you will receive the final Mystical Jewel.

With all jewels collected, you are ready to unlock the endings.

All Endings Explained

Funi Raccoon Game includes four possible endings.

Three of them are bad endings.

All endings begin once you reach The Gully.

Bad Ending 1

Buy the orb from the Orb Shop.

After purchasing it, simply follow the instructions given by the shopkeeper. This leads directly to the first bad ending.

Bad Ending 2

Instead of the orb seller, follow the instructions given by the Hypercube.

Doing exactly what it asks will trigger the second bad ending.

Bad Ending 3

Return to the Beanie Factory and enter the area called THE MACHINE.

Walk forward until you reach the massive stone Beanie statue.

Enter the statue from behind.

This triggers a disturbing sequence where Beanie is crucified.

After the scene, speak with the priestess.

Return to Norwich, enter the temple, and follow her instructions to complete the third bad ending.

True Ending

To unlock the good ending you must collect all Mystical Jewels.

Once you have them, Lugh will offer to help repair everything that has gone wrong in the world.

Accept his help to trigger the true ending.

Funi Raccoon Game hides a surprising number of secrets across its acts. Many collectibles require careful exploration, and missing even one jewel will lock you out of the good ending.