One of the coolest hidden mechanics in Happy’s Humble Burger Cult is the Employee Grimoire, a collection of secret voice incantations that can completely change how a shift plays out. Instead of activating abilities through menus or keybinds, these spells are spoken into your microphone, triggering a variety of effects ranging from helpful buffs to complete chaos.
Some incantations are great for helping your teammates, while others exist purely to create hilarious moments during multiplayer sessions. If you’re wondering what each phrase does, this guide covers every currently known Employee Grimoire incantation and its effect.
Happy’s Humble Burger Cult Employee Grimoire Guide (All Voice Incantations & Effects)
The Employee Grimoire uses voice commands instead of traditional controls.
Simply say the incantation clearly into your microphone, and if it’s recognised by the game, the corresponding effect will activate.
Keep in mind that some spells affect only yourself, while others influence every player in the lobby.
Status Effect Incantations
These incantations focus on removing, transferring, or applying status effects.
“Give Me Your Suffering”
Effect:
Transfers another player’s current status effects onto you.
This can be useful if a teammate is struggling with multiple negative effects and you’re willing to take the penalty instead.
“Free This Body From It’s Sin”
Effect:
Removes your current status ailments and addictions.
However, it does not remove the Spooked effect, so you’ll still need to deal with that separately.
“We Are Clean We Are Pure”
Effect:
Cleanses status effects from every player in the game.
The only exception is the Buzzed status, which remains active.
This is one of the best support incantations during longer shifts.
“Let Us All Wobble”
Effect:
Applies the Buzzed status effect to everyone.
While Buzzed increases stamina, it also makes movement far less controlled, causing players to struggle with walking in a straight line.
It’s equal parts helpful and hilarious.
Movement & Item Incantations
These spells change player movement or manipulate objects around the map.
“Take Me Somewhere I Am Not”
Effect:
Teleports you to a random location on the map.
Be careful though—the destination isn’t guaranteed to be safe. There’s even a chance of ending up inside map geometry or other unintended locations.
Use this one at your own risk.
“Hand It Over Now”
Effect:
Pulls the nearest item to you.
The item can either be lying on the ground or even held by another player, making this a surprisingly useful utility spell.
“Everything Must Fly Now”
Effect:
Causes nearby objects to float into the air for a short period.
This creates plenty of chaos and can also help move items around the environment.
“Goodbye Floor Hello Ceiling”
Effect:
Similar to the previous spell, but with a different effect.
Objects float more slowly and don’t travel as high, but they remain suspended in the air for a much longer time.
“Lift Me To The Sky”
Effect:
Launches your character upward.
It’s useful for reaching elevated areas or experimenting with movement around the map.
“You Are Me Now”
Effect:
Randomly swaps your position with another player.
You won’t know who you’ll trade places with until the spell activates, making this one of the more unpredictable incantations.
Time Manipulation Incantation
Only one known spell currently affects time itself.
“Time Be Still Within These Walls”
Effect:
Temporarily freezes the simulation.
After a brief pause, everything resumes as normal.
While the effect doesn’t last long, it can create some memorable moments during intense situations.
Summoning Incantation
“Come And Get Us”
Effect:
Appears to force Happy to target the player who cast the incantation.
Community testing suggests this is how the spell works, although its behaviour isn’t completely confirmed in every situation.
If it functions as intended, it’s essentially a way of deliberately drawing Happy’s attention.
Revival Incantation
“Let The Dead Remember Breath”
Effect:
Revives a fallen teammate.
This spell can only successfully revive a player once per shift, so it’s best saved for an important moment rather than used immediately after the first death.
Tips for Using Incantations
Speak clearly
Since these spells rely on voice recognition, try speaking the phrases clearly and at a steady pace for the best chance of activation.
Coordinate with your team
Several incantations affect every player. Let your teammates know before casting something like Let Us All Wobble, unless you’re intentionally trying to surprise them.
Save revival for emergencies
Because revivals are limited, it’s usually worth waiting until your team is in real danger before bringing someone back.
Experiment during casual matches
Some spells are more about creating funny moments than giving a competitive advantage. Casual sessions are the perfect place to test how each incantation behaves.
Complete Employee Grimoire Incantation List
| Incantation | Effect |
|---|---|
| Give Me Your Suffering | Transfers another player’s status effects to you. |
| Free This Body From It’s Sin | Removes your status effects and addictions (except Spooked). |
| We Are Clean We Are Pure | Removes status effects from all players except Buzzed. |
| Let Us All Wobble | Gives every player the Buzzed status effect. |
| Take Me Somewhere I Am Not | Teleports you to a random location. |
| Hand It Over Now | Gives you the nearest item. |
| Everything Must Fly Now | Makes nearby objects float briefly. |
| Goodbye Floor Hello Ceiling | Causes objects to float more slowly but remain airborne longer. |
| Lift Me To The Sky | Launches you upward. |
| You Are Me Now | Swaps your position with a random player. |
| Time Be Still Within These Walls | Freezes the simulation for a short time. |
| Come And Get Us | Appears to make Happy target the caster. |
| Let The Dead Remember Breath | Revives one dead player once per shift. |
The Employee Grimoire is one of Happy’s Humble Burger Cult’s most entertaining hidden features. Instead of simply providing cheats or power-ups, these voice incantations encourage players to experiment, cooperate, and occasionally prank their friends during a shift.
Whether you’re removing status effects, teleporting across the map, reviving teammates, or accidentally making everyone wobble around the restaurant, learning these incantations adds an entirely new layer of fun to the game. If you’re playing with friends, it’s well worth trying every spell at least once—you never know what kind of chaos it might create.