Sorry We’re Closed Ending Guide Wiki – 100% Achievement, Walkthrough, and Locations Guide: A 100% guide to all achievements, critter and artifact locations, Yowzas, and endings. Be warned of potential spoilers!! It is recommend to play the game once how you feel is best and then come back for achievement hunting and alternate endings.
Sorry We’re Closed Ending Guide Wiki – 100% Achievement, Walkthrough, and Locations Guide
Sorry We’re Closed is a retro-stylistic survival horror game featuring a total of 64 achievements. This is a work-in-progress guide and will be updated along the way.
Parts of this walkthrough may contain spoilers for various achievements and endings, please, keep this in mind. I have spoilered out items that I thought would be big spoils, but there may be occasional small things throughout.
I recommend playing the game first to see where you go, but i’ll go ahead and mark the days and location visited to help with achievement. The game is split up into days and will be called by such here on out.
Day 0 – Start of the game before going to sleep for the first time.
Day 1 – Underground Station day.
Day 2 – Aquarium day.
Day 3 – Crypt day.
Day 4 – Final day.
Sorry We’re Closed 100% Achievement
Story Related
These are achievements that you will earn as you play the game and are not affected by your choices.
Rough Night
Have a restless night. Achieved after the first day.
Maximise Profits
Complete the Underground Station. Achieved when you leave the station.
Fishy Business
Complete the Aquarium. Achieved when you leave the aquarium.
Family Matters
Complete Crypt. Achieved when you leave the crypt.
Torrid Romance
Complete Palace. Achieved when you leave the palace (Dream Eater’s world).
Drinks on the Roof
Catch up with Robyn on the roof. Achieved after the Palace when you go to your apartments.
Heartbroken
Complete Hotel. Achieved at the end of the game.
Back to Work
Finish the game. Achieved no matter the ending.
Dailies
These are achievements that must be earned by interacting with something(s) every single day.
Nosey Neighbour
Examine every door in the apartments on the way to your room.
You can complete this the very first time you enter the apartments on Day 0, just check every door including the roof on your way up. The ones on the ground floor behind Darrel and Clarissa do not need to be checked. Total of 13 doors.
Demonology 101
Discover all of Marty’s demon facts.
Talk with Marty every day and go through all dialogue options
Side Quest
These are achievements that are not related to the main story, but relate to those around you and interactions you have.
Back Off
Try to pass Darrel three times in the stairwell.
On Day 0, you will see him outside your door. Continue to attempt to walk past him until you unlock the achievement.
Soft Furnishings
Appreciate all sofas in Dream Eater’s lounge.
Day 0. Once Dream Eater asks you to relax there are 5 main couches 4 in that area and 1 in the starting area plus the 4-piece center. I sat on every edge of the center and the achievement unlocked after I spoke with Dream Eater again.
Indecisive
Give opposing advice to Darrel or Chamuel on the second day.
The Hunger Continues
Feed the Shadowy Figure an item that he craves.
The very first and easiest item is the mouldy sandwich where Robyn is in the Underground Station.
Wondrous Treats
Feed the Shadowy Figure all items that he craves.
I will list all the locations for you and when they must be given:
Mouldy Sandwich in the Underground Station before getting on the Underground Station train.
Frozen Fish in the Aquarium before you fight Madison.
Mummified Cat in the Crypt in one of the rooms along the stairs.
Chef Armando Rewards
Find one of Chef Armando’s desired ingredients.
The very first one will be the hot sauce found in the aquarium in a side room.
Culinary History
Find all of Chef Armando’s desired ingredients.
All of these must be given before the final day. I will list them here for you:
Pickles in the Underground Station.
Hot Sauce in the Aquarium.
Sourdough Starter in the Crypt.
Dress to Impress
Wear a dress to dinner.
Talk with Stacy on the final day to obtain the dress. It will automatically be put on if you obtained it before you progress.
Thou Shalt Repent
Talk to the repenting demon each day.
You can find him in the church to the left of Benedict. Just speak to him every day.
Choices
These are achievements that must be earned by a choice that you make in the game. At this time, it is uncertain whether or not they affect an ending.
Divine Intervention
Saved from the Dream Eater.
Achieved if you die while running from Dream Eater on Day 0.
Escape The Nightmare
Escape from the Dream Eater.
Achieved if you do not die while running from Dream Eater on Day 0. He will attack when he is close to you and you must just dodge by moving away. Keep on trying and make sure to save BEFORE talking to Dream Eater a 4th time in the Library. You will know you did it right when you exit out of a door.
Take it Slow
Tell Darrel to give Oakley his gift later.
I Love Hamsters
Tell Darrel to give Oakley his gift right away.
Mimi’s Family
Repair Darrel and Oakley’s relationship.
You will need to choose every option that benefits Oakley. These are: Locate Darrel for Oakley. Telling Darrel to give the gift later. Taking a photo of the recipe for Darrell.
Meat Mania
Sabotage Darrel and Oakley’s relationship.
You will need to choose every option that hurts Oakley and Darrel. These are: No finding him for Oakley. Telling Darrel to give the gift now. Taking a photo of the body parts in the Hotel kitchen for Clarissa.
Upgrades and Items
These are achievements that must be earned by purchasing upgrades, finding artifacts, or critters. For the artifacts and critters, you can use the locations list at the bottom to track them all. Upgrades can be purchased through T.A.D (the triangle goat thing). It is important to note that there is NO ACHIEVEMENT for completing the game without selling the artifacts, so you are clear to sell them bad boys.
A Shiny Artifact
Find your first artifact.
These Look Valuable
Find half of the artifacts.
Urban Exploration
Find every artifact.
Yowza
Purchase your first upgrade.
Aaamazing!
Purchase half of the upgrades.
Just a T.A.D More Powerful
Purchase every upgrade.
You will need Yowzas which can be obtained through selling artifacts, completing the shadowy figure’s request, and the chef quest. There are 16 total upgrades. Unspoil to see locations and amounts earned.
- Shadowy Figure – Mouldy Sandwich – 1 Yowzas
- Shadowy Figure – Frozen Fish – 1 Yowzas
- Shadowy Figure – Mummified Cat – 1 Yowzas
- Shadowy Figure – Complete Set – 101 Yowzas
- Underground Station – Angel of Hope – 18 Yowzas
- Underground Station – Ancient Halo – 13 Yowzas
- Underground Station – Statue of Mercy – 24 Yowzas
- Underground Station – Warrior of Change – 21 Yowza
Squishy
Crush a critter.
Use the location guide to find them all and track them.
Bug Hunt
Crush half of the critters.
Pest Control
Crush every critter.
Well Read
Read all of the books in Dream Eater’s Library.
Read all of the books (5) on your first encounter with Dream Eater and then read his diary on the final encounter.
Weapons and Gameplay
These are achievements that are related to how you play the game such as dying, healing, weapons, etc.
Stay Hydrated
Drink 5 bottles of water.
Delicious Water
Drink 20 bottles of water.
Dead Girl
Die 5 times.
The best method for me was just letting the rat in the Underground Station repeatedly kill me to earn both death achievements.
Aim For the Hearts
Get 20 perfect combos.
Nice Shot
Get 50 perfect combos.
Bite of the Devil
Kill 10 enemies with the axe.
Jenny Would Be Proud
Kill 30 enemies with the axe.
Lumberjack
Defeat a boss without using the pistol or shotgun.
Hellbent
Kill 10 enemies with the pistol.
Heavensent
Kill 50 enemies with the pistol.
Heartbreaker
Kill an enemy with a Heartbreaker shot.
Femme Fatale
Kill 20 enemies with Heartbreak shots.
Overkill
Use a Heartbreak shot on an enemy that only has one weak point.
The easiest way to do this is use it on one of the rats you come across.
Hellfire
Kill 10 enemies with the shotgun.
Shot-Maestro
Kill 30 enemies with the shotgun.
True Natural
Get a 6 star rank on one level.
In order to get a Rank 6, you need to be mindful of these stats. I have shown below how I earned a Rank 6 within the Underground Station. You will need to be mindful of time, deaths, artifacts, critters, and your accuracy with your weapons. It does take into account axe swings apparently as I did not miss a bullet with the Hellhound.
Mimi the Conqueror
Get a 6 star rank on every level.
Endings
These are achievements that must be earned by achieving specific endings. The way that the game plays you will need to make a choice for what side to join early on. Additionally, there are achievements that could potentially deter you from an ending. I will list all achievements related to an ending here.
Chamuel’s Ending
Love Prevails
Complete Chamuel’s Ending
Postwoman
Deliver Chamuel’s letter to Postman Creed.
Star-Crossed Lovers
Save Chamuel’s Relationship
In order to do this you need to do a few key things: ** Under Construction **
First you need to speak to Chamuel and Beloved when you leave the Church.
Leave the area and go back when Chamuel is alone and speak with him again about love. You’ll need to side with him and understand. When you receive his letter deliver it to Postman Creed which will unlock an achievement as well.
Chamuel’s Ending Lock Out
Obtaining these achievements means giving up on Chamuel’s ending.
Not Meant to Be
Deliver Chamuel’s letter to Beloved.
Till Death Do Us Part
End Chamuel’s relationship. Progress the game as normal after delivering the letter to Beloved.
Robyn’s Ending
Break the Curse
Complete Robyn’s Ending.
True Friend
Free Benedict from his post.
For Robyn’s ending it’s pretty simple and most likely the one most people would end up getting:
Robyn will be there and lead you through the entire game. Always choose options that help her and Benedict. They will ask for help and you can of course, agree to help them. The main trigger for this is giving the key in the crypt to Robyn at the end.
Robyn’s Ending Lock Out
Obtaining these achievements means giving up on Robyn’s ending.
Detective Work
Read the Duchess’s diary.
When you are in the crypt, keep the key for youself and do not give it to Robyn. Use it later in the hotel to go into the Duchess’s bedroom and read her diary.
Dying Petals Fan
Watch all episodes of Dying Petals.
While this may not seem like an ‘ending’ related achievement, it does require you to keep the key in order to access the final episode. You can find all the episodes here:
- Day 1 — Oakley’s Diner
- Day 2 — Culture Shock
- Day 3 — Duchess’s Bedroom
Lucy’s Ending
The Devil You Know
Complete Lucy’s ending.
I have not completed this yet, but you can agree to work with Lucy on Day 1 to begin.
Clarissa’s Ending
TheRight-Hand
Complete Clarissa’s ending.
I have not completed this yet, but you can agree to work with Clarissa I believe on Day 2.
Artifact and Critter Locations
The complete location list of every artifact and critter in the game. There are 16 artifacts and XX critters. This is still a work in progress as I go through my second playthrough.
The Palace — Day 0
Artifacts: 1 / 16 (1 in area)
Critters: 0 / XX
As of writing, I didn’t grab a screenshot of the 6th critter, but it wasn’t hidden.
Artifact 1 – Angel of Hope – Dream Eater’s Palace
Located in the library by the entrance doors.
The Underground Station
Artifacts: 4 / 16 (3 in area)
Critters: 6 / XX (6 in area)
Critter 1 – c
Located in the side room at the entrance of the Underground Station where you speak to Robyn.
Artifact 2 – Statue of Mercy – Underground Station
Located through the first Underground Station door inside of a breakable crate.
Critter 2– Underground Station
Located past the rising gate and to the right around a corner you’ll see it on the ground.
Critter 3– Underground Station
Located past the rising gate and to the left, you’ll enter the door on your left and it’s in the back of the room.
Artifact 3– Ancient Halo – Underground Station
Located past the rising gate and all the way to the back and on the right. It will be at the end of the hallway by a dead body.
Artifact 4– Warrior of Change – Underground Station
Located on your left as soon as you enter the Underground Station train.
Critter 4– Underground Station
When you enter the Underground Station train go left and keep going until you see a pile of boxes on the left side. The critter will be behind it.
Critter 5– Underground Station
After it will be at the bottom of the screen by some cages.
The Aquarium
Artifacts: XX / 16
Critters: XX / XX