If you’re doing Otto’s “Horsin’ Around” questline, you’ll eventually hit the rider’s license test. It’s basically a quiz, and yeah, it’s not really about logic in the normal sense.
You need 15 correct answers to pass. On lower difficulties you can mess up a bit and still get through, so it’s not too strict.
The easiest way to approach this is to think like the game wants you to. Go for the most chaotic, bold, and “cowboy” answer every time. If something sounds ridiculous but confident, that’s usually the right pick.
Far Far West Otto’s Rules of the West Quiz Answers Guide
How do you make sure you’re on the right path?
Answer: I don’t follow paths. I make my own.
When are you allowed to “honk” in town?
Answer: Because you feel like it, it’s stylish, and you want attention.
How do you back up safely if your horse reverse sensor fails?
Answer: A real cowboy never backs up.
A reckless rider passes you on the right. What do you do?
Answer: Yeehaw, now that’s a real cowboy!
Tumbleweed crosses your path. What do you do?
Answer: I spur my horse and ride it down.
Parking at the Tired Horse Saloon?
Answer: I don’t tie my horse. I trust it.
How do you wear a seatbelt while riding?
Answer: As long as my hat stays on, nothing else matters.
Your horse is low on energy. What do you feed it?
Answer: The souls you just ripped from your enemies.
Fiery tornado blocks your path. What do you do?
Answer: I ride around it, plain and simple.
Ghost skull post on the road means?
Answer: Cryptics ahead. Time to start shooting.
Can you lane split with a horse?
Answer: Yes, I’m a fearless cowboy.
Right of way at intersection?
Answer: Whoever has the bigger caliber goes first.
Nightfall with no visibility. What do you do?
Answer: Shoot into the air every 5 seconds and keep moving.
Talking cow asks for papers. What do you do?
Answer: No way, I’m going too fast to get caught.
You triggered a storm. What’s your reaction?
Answer: I deal with teammates’ judgment first, then enemies.
Cryptic Grunt blind spots?
Answer: Why bother? I blow it up.
How do you brake your robot horse?
Answer: I jump off the saddle with style.
Alcohol causes horse accidents. What does it mean?
Answer: 4 out of 5 accidents are caused by sober hunters.
Man in striped clothes asks for help. What do you do?
Answer: I take him to the Sheriff for bounty.
Horse accident on road. First thing you do?
Answer: It’s the Far Far West. Every cowboy for himself.
Don’t try to apply real-world logic here. The quiz is built around attitude, not rules.
If you’re ever unsure, just go with the answer that sounds the most fearless, over-the-top, or straight-up ridiculous. That’s almost always the correct one.