There are very few horror games where knowledge is more dangerous than ignorance, and No, I’m Not a Human thrives on that idea. Every knock on the door is a gamble. Every face could be a lie. And with the Winter 2025 / Usual Suspects Update, the game becomes even more unpredictable—adding new characters, fresh events, additional endings, and a long list of achievements that reward curiosity as much as caution.
This update doesn’t just expand the checklist for completionists; it reshapes familiar encounters. Characters you thought you understood may now behave differently, new visitors test your judgment in subtle ways, and previously “safe” runs can spiral into chaos with a single bad decision. For players aiming at 100% completion, planning is now just as important as intuition.
This No, I’m Not a Human Achievement Guide is built to help you navigate that chaos. It covers all achievements, endings, characters, and Winter 2025 additions, while highlighting what can be earned naturally, what requires strict timing, and what demands careful manipulation of randomness. Whether you are returning after a long break or starting fresh with the Usual Suspects content, this will give you a clear path toward full completion—without stripping away the tension that makes the game so memorable.
No, I’m Not a Human Achievement Guide (Usual Suspects Update)
Story Related Achievements (Unmissable)
These unlock naturally through normal play:
- Not on My Watch! – Kill your first Visitor
- First Time? – Shoot a human by mistake
- Soooooo… – Speak to the Intruder for the final time
- Come and See – Witness the beginning of the end
These will happen naturally across early runs.
Character Related Achievements (Core Focus)
These require specific characters + correct dialogue choices.
Harsh Compromise
Accept a bribe and still let the character inside.
Multiple characters can trigger this, making it flexible.
Hot Potato
Return the FEMA Notice to the Burnt Man the next morning.
WHAT’S THAT SMELL?!
Give beer to the Sun Cultist during Conversation 3.
Lost in the Roots
Let the Immortal Man inside and exhaust his dialogue.
Happier Days
View the Widow’s photo during Conversation 3.
Do Not Disturb
Refuse entry to Big Momma or Suited Psycho.
I AM THE LAW
Shoot the Tenant after speaking to him once.
Watch and Learn
Shoot the Purple Shirt Guy.
You’re Fired!
Force the FEMA Suit Guy to reveal his ID using your gun.
Wait…
Check the Handicapped Guy’s hands while he is a Visitor.
Bullet Dodger
Attempt to shoot the Ballet Dancer during Conversation 5.
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
Linked directly to The Child of Doom ending. Timing sensitive.
Event Horizon
Complete Conversation 4 with the Coat Guy on Day 4.
Martyr
Exhaust dialogue with the Kindergarten Teacher.
She must appear immediately after Death Cultists (Day 8).
The Whisperer in Darkness
Fully converse with the Blinded Man before Night 7.
Winter 2025 Character Achievements
Fog-in-the-Box
Second conversation with the Stoner.
A Very Sad Poem
Fourth conversation with the Tall Man, respond positively.
Missable Achievements (High Priority)
These are easy to miss without planning:
A House With History
Interact with all house objects on Day 1.
Special Delivery
Order anything from ForRest.
TV Made Me Do It
Check Visitor signs for the first time (mirror works).
No, I’m Not a Visitor
Check every body part in the mirror.
Your Fluffy Master
Feed the cat (arrives Day 4).
Amateurish Exorcism
Call the Psychic Hotline (radio Day 3).
Frenemy
Kill the same character once as Human, once as Visitor.
Breakfast of Champions
Drink coffee, then smoke a cigarette (order matters).
Walk a Mile in Their Shoes
Trigger the strange dream (Visitors kill multiple people).
Story Was a Little Dry
Beat the game without saving (no kombucha).
Sommelier
Consume every consumable across runs.
House of the Living
Prevent all Visitor kills during Week 1.
What THE HELL Was That?!
Hallway window scene on Night 12.
Family Dinner
Never refuse anyone entry.
You Weren’t Supposed to Hear That
Call FEMA before it is announced.
Collectibles
Radioactive
Listen to the radio every day (13 times).
Idiot Box
Watch all TV broadcasts (do not skip intro).
Phone Book
Call every phone number in the game (character-locked).
The Usual Suspects
Meet all characters at least once.
Over the Garden Wall (Winter Update)
View every window scene, including Child of Doom.
Endings (Major Completion Wall)
Yes, I’m Alone
Tell the Intruder you are alone.
Wrath of the Vigilante
Expose Visitor signs to the Armed Gunman.
Yes, I’m a Murderer
Kill 4+ people in one night.
May Death Cleanse Us of Our Sins
Join the Death Cultists.
Welcome to FEMA
Fully cooperate with FEMA inspections.
Shroom or Doom
Complete the Mushroom ritual.
The Child of Doom
Follow least aggressive dialogue with the Seductive Woman.
Embrace the Inevitable
Finish the Bald Prophet’s tunnel quest.
No, I’m Not Alone
Survive with Visitors alive.
The End?
Survive with only humans.
In the Dark (Winter 2025)
Be completely alone by Day 13.
Character System Explained
Characters fall into four groups:
- Guaranteed Humans
- Guaranteed Visitors
- Randomized (Human or Visitor)
- Encounters (never stay)
You must meet all of them for The Usual Suspects achievement.