Slinkie Dinkie blends absurd humor with virtual pet mechanics, wild minigames, and layered secrets. This guide covers every known achievement, including basic progression, game mechanics, and bizarre secrets like feeding your Slinkie poop or trying to throw it out the window.
Normal Achievements
1. Marcos Gouveia / Samoel News
How to Unlock:
In the character select screen, choose either N11ne or Samuel as your pet Slinkie.
To get both achievements, click back and select the other Slinkie from the menu.
2. Good Chatter
How to Unlock:
Click the “TALK” button and say anything into your mic.
Your Slinkie will reply with one of six pre-recorded responses.
3. I Love All of This So Much
How to Unlock:
Click the “FOOD” button and feed your Slinkie for the very first time.
4. Clean
How to Unlock:
After feeding, your Slinkie will eventually poop on the floor.
Drag the feces to the bedroom window and drop it outside to clean.
5. Abominable
How to Unlock:
Don’t feed your Slinkie until its hunger bar empties.
It will then eat its own poop automatically.
6. St. Angelo Hospital
How to Unlock:
After eating feces, your Slinkie becomes infected.
Cure it at the hospital for 200 coins.
7. Thanks Thanks Thanks
How to Unlock:
Let your Slinkie die by ignoring the infection.
Don’t cure it at the hospital.
8. Hope Never Dies
How to Unlock:
After death, you can revive your Slinkie for 999 coins.
9. Living the Dream
How to Unlock:
Keep your Slinkie alive for a full 24 hours.
Must be in a single uninterrupted session (use power-saving settings to help).
10. Blood Contract
How to Unlock:
Buy any item from the Shop once you’ve saved up at least 100 coins.
11. My Video Game Is On
How to Unlock:
Access the PC and play any minigame.
Only Fight Night is unlocked at the start.
12. Let Me Go (Explode)
How to Unlock:
Play Tower Offense and score 201 points by shooting buildings.
Hold left-click and aim carefully.
13. Mister Mago
How to Unlock:
Play Song Villain, a rhythm game using Z, X, C, V.
Hit all notes perfectly to get the max score.
14. Fishing Master
How to Unlock:
In Dead Sea Fishing, use your mouse + WASD to catch every type of fish.
There are no specific requirements for each fish — just luck and patience.
15. Torando Tudo
How to Unlock:
In N11ne Test Drive, run over 300 old ladies using your mouse.
16. Collector
How to Unlock:
Buy all of the following using around 2800 coins total:
All minigames from the Super Fan Store
All CDs from the Mega Fashion Store
All clothing from the Super Sheik Store
All general shop items
Secrets & Hidden Achievements
1. Special (For Me)
How to Unlock:
Pet your Slinkie by hovering your mouse over its head.
2. What’s Up, Tony Kill?
How to Unlock:
Grab your Slinkie with the left mouse button and try to throw it out the bedroom window.
3. I’m Not a Light Beak, But I’m Connected?
How to Unlock:
Flick the bedroom light switch 11 times.
4. For World Peace?
How to Unlock:
Play Fight Night and let your Slinkie lose without attacking (do absolutely nothing).
5. Ally of Clown Corp.
How to Unlock:
In N11ne Test Drive, run over 100 Rottweilers.
Use your mouse to steer toward them deliberately.
6. Heir.
How to Unlock:
Random nighttime encounter with a mysterious figure.
Let the game idle overnight or for long periods—this event is RNG-based.
Slinkie Dinkie may seem like a bizarre virtual pet simulator at first, but under the surface lies a game full of dark humor, hidden systems, and absurd challenges. From trying to keep your Slinkie alive to literally letting it die and reviving it again, this game rewards exploration, curiosity, and chaos.